iCarly
iCarly
Sweet Carly Carly, look at you
Behind the bar ignoring my cue
You look so fine with your shoulder bare
Lift your arms and show me you care
I keep hoping to catch your eye
You keep running by and bye
Crap, you’re a lefty, now I see,
As were my exes, 1, 2, and 3
I’ll avoid you like the plague, yo
Glad I didn’t beg, yo
To have a comfy night by the fire
Cause likely in the mornin’
There’d be lots of moanin’
Then a lawyer I’d have to hire.