Tots
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Tots

“Mind if one of your tots, I steal?”

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Whew
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Whew

“Hank’s belly started shaking on my shoulder…”

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VIP
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VIP

This one’s wiry, and sort of fluffy

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Thanks
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Thanks

“Instead of me, For them I’ll weep”

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Hither or dither
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Hither or dither

“Where’s our car?” said one to the other.

“We parked right here.  We’ll have another.”

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Facing the ugly
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Facing the ugly

“…that fifteen-year-old’s tears are from my fifty-year old’s disappointment…”

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Not yet
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Not yet

“After a friend diagnosed me with sexual constipation…”

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Ties
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Ties

“The door latch was on the inside all along”

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iCarly
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iCarly

“Crap, you’re a lefty now I see

As were my exes, 1, 2, and 3.”

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Three Months
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Three Months

I’ve lived in a state for a day, travelled four states in a day, and moved three places in two states in two days

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Dam This
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Dam This

You certainly have the proclivity

For destructive creativity.

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